Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day: 30 funny,clever and really bad song titles

When it comes to unusual holidays, March 27 is a doozie! Not only is it Viagra Day and National Joe Day, March 27 is also Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day!

While the origins of this quirky "holiday" are unknown, today celebrates country music in all its glory. And let's be honest. Whether you are a country music fan or not so much, country music doesn't pull any punches when it comes to its lyrics. The writers are masters when it comes to getting right down to the nitty-gritty and telling it like it is.

In honor of Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, why not pull up a chair, kick off the boots, grab a cold bottle of beer and relax a spell with a few country tunes listed below?

30 Funny, Hokey, Clever & Downright Bad County Song Titles

• She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)

• Achy Breaky Heart

• Online

• Eastbound and Down

• How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?

• Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog

• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling?

• Flushed From The Bathroom of Your Heart

• She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

• She Got the Ring, I Got The Finger

• She Only Bitches When She Breathes

• Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

• Rednecks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer

• I Like Beer

• Fax Me a Beer

• Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?

• She's Looking Better Every Beer

• If The Phone Doesn't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

• How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

• Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy

• Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?

• Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

• Get Your Biscuits In The Oven and Your Buns In The Bed

• You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

• My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him

• Take This Job and Shove It

• Did I Shave My Legs For This?

• My Give a Damn's Busted

• You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man

• Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?

Enjoy!

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Downstream. Worst Country Song Titles

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