Black Friday quotes: Silly & sarcastic sayings about holiday shopping frenzy

With the big holiday season right around the corner, retailers across the nation are gearing up for the busiest shopping season of the year! Yep - Black Friday and Cyber Monday are almost here! But this year, some retailers are offering holiday steals-and-deals earlier than ever! In fact, some stores aren't waiting until the "traditional" Black Friday. Despite the controversy, many are opening their doors on Thanksgiving!

While many bargain hunters may appreciate the extra shopping hours, some folks just aren't buying it! Many Americans believe the national Thanksgiving holiday is a day of thanks. A day that should be celebrated with friends, family and loved ones - not for shopping. For many, the joy of the holiday season is often overshadowed by commercialism.

If you're in the mood for a little holiday cheer this year, the following quotes and sayings may just hit the spot!

Holiday Shopping Quotes & Sayings

• "Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have." - Unknown

• "I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday." - Unknown

• "This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday." - Unknown

• "Why the hell don’t liquor stores have Black Friday sales?” - Unknown

• "The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween." - Unknown

• "Hope you enjoyed Black-and-Blue Friday at Walmart." - Unknown

• "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money." - Unknown

• "Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Bo Derek

• "You know what? I don’t see color. I just see people. I will be calling it Friday." - Unknown

• "The quickest way to know a woman is go to shopping with her." - Marcelene Cox

• "Oh for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money." - Unknown

• "One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present." -Unknown

• "If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!" - Jerry Smith

• "When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking." - Elayne Boosler

• "I shop like a bull - I charge everything!" - Jerry Smith

• "Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like." - Adrienne Gusoff

Sources:

• Search Quotes. Black Friday

• About. Funny and Inspirational Quotes About Christmas Gifts and Holiday Shopping

• Think Exist. Shopping Quotes